Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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