people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
handjob tips. give me some.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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