omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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