i just made my gag reflex go away.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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