Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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