super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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