It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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