don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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