I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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