Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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