Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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