all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
