the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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