How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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