gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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