Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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