i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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