I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
BRING THE BAGELS
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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