OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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