it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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