therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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