i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
North Korea, Best Korea!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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