she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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