gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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