Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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