Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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