I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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