so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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