and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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