the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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