I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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