Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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