I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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