piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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