If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
