you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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