Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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