I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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