ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just had sex on a roof
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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