How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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