It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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