To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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