i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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