Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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