I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
how drunk are you?
Several
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
