My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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