hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
