he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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