Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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