You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you inspire me to be a worse person
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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